Stealing Secrets, Telling Lies
location: in your crawlspace
last date: never :(
Call Number: 355.3432 G198
Seeking: People in with intelligence, history buffs, undercover agents
Type of Relationship: For 28 days, I'm all yours (confidentiality guaranteed)
Body Type: Discreet hardback
Height/Length: 24 cm; 324 pages.
Language(s): English, cipher
Most Influential Person in Life: ♥ Arthur Scherbius, inventor of the Enigma Machine ♥
First Thing People Notice About Me: They don't notice me
I am a deeply intelligent yet highly entertaining volume with lots of insider connections and killer gossip -- I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know about the highlights of espionage during the 20th century. My ideal date would be to give you a fake name and take you on a life-or-death adventure around the world.
In Own Words: "He then returned to his home in Someplace, U.S.A., where the neighbors on the block know him by another name and are unaware of his contribution to the collapse of the Soviet empire."